20+ Server Confessions That Will Make You Feel All Kinds Of Weird

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Ada Elder
Oct 9, 2017 9:00 AM EDT

We all know serving is often at thankless job. These confessions, ranging from heartwarming to unpleasant, provide some very real insight on the gig.

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  • 01
    Facial expression - Im a waitress and ltake 2 shots before work solm more friendly and open to the customers.
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    Junk food - Ima waitress and Itotally knock some of your fries off your plate before bring them to your table so that I can eat them when I get back to my section.
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    Font - Ima hostess at a restaurant,and if you are rude tome when I greet you l will put youin a s seat witha sh waiter.
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    Suit - Im a server and yes we talk s about you when welgo back to the kitchen if you think we hate you, we do.
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    Dish - Ima waiter, myex cheated on me so when her and her new boyfriend came Co the restaurant spit in her food she later complemented the chef NOTES
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    Text - I'M A SERVER AND WHENEVER PEOPLE LEAVE ME A TIP IN CHANGE SERIOUSLY DEBATE ON FOLLOWING THEM TO THEIR CARS TO THROW IT AT THEM
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    Drink - Imawaiter and Elways wish agirl would leave me her MALIBD phone number instead of a tp
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    Photo caption - Imawaitress lam sleeping with my bus boy soldont have to tp him 10% For cleaning me tables dcontinue to sleep with himeven if he didnt workthere
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    Text - Sometimes lthink about quitting my job as a server in the worst way possible.
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    Photo caption - Iwork at arestaurant in my town. When myex comes in with his girl, T sneak into the computer and charge him more for his food.
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  • 11
    Text - aluasiTAMPAX Im a waitress. Just accidentally pulled a Campon out of my apron tnstead of a pen as my customers were ordering Colle tion PURSE/BOLSA 1 SCENTED PAD/TOALLA CON FRAGANCIA 3 UNSCENTED DAILY LINERS/LINERS PARA USO DUARIO SAN FRACANCA UNSCENTED TAMPONSITAMPONES SIN FRAGANCIA REGOLARSOS FER
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    Text - Ima waiter Fyou ask me how is Chisdish? and.lreply, it sone of ourmost populary that means lhate it
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  • 13
    Text - Asa server, Inaturally udge guests by the way Tehey like their meals or how much sugar goes into their iced tea.
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  • 14
    Text - Unever wash my hands after Ipee Ima waiter
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  • 15
    Text - MA WAITER AND WHEN A CUSTOMER SAYS CAN T CARRY ALL THE PLATES IN ONE TTAKE IT AS A DAREAND DO IT JUST TO PROVE THEM WRONG 331A
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    Font - Imawaitress Fa kid Orders pop ilthe glass with an unnecessary amount of ice, SER
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    Liqueur - Thate my jóbas a waitress The only way Ican make it through a shift is with a Flask of vodka in my apron BELVEDERE VODKA IMPORTE D c40% yol 20 8 TRADYCYIN
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    Natural foods - Imaserver. When people ask me for low fab ranch, always give them regulan ranch-F you were really trying to diet, you wouldn t eat ranch atall
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    Text - lwork at a restaurant and willsometimes finish off the beers that the Customers dont drink
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    Meal - work at a restaurant, and when people cant pay due tonot having their wallet or not enough money licover For them..
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    Text - As A WAITRESS, IF THE DRUNK ONES ARE ASSHOLES, l CHARGE THEM EXTRA ON THEIR TICKET BECAUSE. .. WELL THEY WON'T NOTICE UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE ANYWAY.
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    Text - Ima hostess and whenl clean tables next to a hot guy purposelygo out of my way to bend over the Gable as many times as possible.
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    Food - lonce got a job as a waitress at a restaurantjust sol could learn how to make their fries
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